Ep. 19: 11,000 Years of Solitude (feat. Halfwayokay)

Welcome Shawn Green from Halwayokay! Thanks so much for hanging out with us! As you guys will hear, we had an absolute blast with this episode!

It’s a little too easy to get these authors confused…Sorry Karrelyn!

You did great at the cold read Shawn. You’re wonderful

DANIEL. Savior of humanity

If you ever want to have a really fun conversation, get your co-host Rachel started on flat Earth. It’s my favorite!

Trust me guys. I do science for a living. That makes me an expert on Atlantean physics

Y’all I get the whole “affirming life thing”. I really do. You don’t have to say that so many times though. Once is fine.

I love it when a guest adds to the lore of the podcast. In review. Our current scale is:

      Bad                                                    Good
Home Boi Boi Our Boi

DON’T DOUBT THE POWER OF THE VORTEXES. PROPER GRAMMAR BE DAMNED

Daniel never goes back to being Primator. Honestly a missed opportunity

THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR THE MILITARY TO BE THERE. I just….you know what? Sure

Hey there Rachel. Showing your Sailor Moon love there huh. You had that name ready to go

Bye military! Hope you find your dad!

Okay I really want to know how many people actually get that WOW joke. PLEASE hit us up.

Shoutout to Bodice Tipplers for giving us the “feminine portal”! Our favorite/least favorite term for the lady bits


This week’s title is a pun on One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

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