What is up with those arms? I don’t think those are human proportions… Aiden Caldwell: Professional cinnamon roll Hey Laura. You’re a bitch Smooth Aiden. Super smooth. “Hey baby. Wunna come back to my place and meet my weiner?” I apologize in advance y’all. This is kind of a crazy romcom-esque plot. Strap in and... Continue Reading →

Welcome Shawn Green from Halwayokay! Thanks so much for hanging out with us! As you guys will hear, we had an absolute blast with this episode! It’s a little too easy to get these authors confused...Sorry Karrelyn! You did great at the cold read Shawn. You’re wonderful DANIEL. Savior of humanity If you ever want... Continue Reading →

I know I’ve said similar things before but this book was like being taken down into the Phantom of the Opera’s lair. You’re turned on but you know that you shouldn’t be and when you come up for air you’re like “WAIT A MINUTE NO.” Rachel said she experienced the same thing after reading Twilight... Continue Reading →

Holy wine Batman. I’d like to apologize in advance for how drunk we got during this episode. But hey! We had so much fun! Let us know what you think about your two drunk co-hosts. If you guys have as much fun as we did, maybe we’ll do a few more drunk episodes! Turns out... Continue Reading →

Hey guys look! I found another book cover! I like the first one best. I can’t believe I didn’t notice that this book is by the same lady that wrote about our Lightening Boi! I don’t know if I would have read it if I’d known. How to Tame a Beast in 7 Days triggered... Continue Reading →

Y’all. I. HAVE. BEEN. SO. EXCITED. FOR. THIS. BOOK. Can we talk for a second about our boi’s head here? I think his neck might be broken…. I think that it’s the strong jaw that makes me think of our boi Dolph. And if you haven’t checked out the 1980s smash hit, I highly recommend... Continue Reading →

Hello all! This is your co-host Rachel! Welcome to our show notes! Here we have just a few extra notes that I happened to think of, as well as some supplemental information. Enjoy! I promised I’d explain the moons so here it goes. There are actually 3 moons in this world. Each moon is a... Continue Reading →

Hello all! Rachel here! I would like to present to you, the culmination of my existence in one beautiful gif. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJDIxCAOp9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet Y’all I went to college for that I’d like to go on record here and say, I am by no means a “hacking” expert. I do, however, have enough of a background to be... Continue Reading →