Ep. 30: Low Expectations

“Hello Disney? I have the idea for the next big Marvel movie….hear me out...” I don’t understand this man’s obsession with not wearing a shirt. I mean if you got it flaunt it I guess? She’s like a beautiful butterfly in a sports bra cocoon  Alright so seriously though. If you’re running away from a... Continue Reading →

Ep. 27: Pale Ice

MERCH MERCH MERCH Shoutout to Trashy Divorces for our last hitman-related book! Triggerman Inc. : the worst and most conspicuous name for a secret hitman company Noel: The Iceman! \ This neighbor lady put up with way more than she should have So y’all my sister just had a kid and I can comfortably say... Continue Reading →

Ep. 25: Wild Wild Tex

Hello there friends and listeners! Your co-host Rachel here! Are you ready to go on an adventure to the Wild Wild West? Okay maybe not.... But hey props to Loraine for writing a pretty good romance novel back in the 90s! Not gonna lie. That particular era can be pretty hit or miss. Can you... Continue Reading →

Ep. 24: For Whom the Cinnamon Rolls

Hey everyone, Margie here.  I absolutely loved listening to this recording because I got to relive those moments of “OMG he’s PERFECT PLEASE LOVE ME,” And Gabriel isn’t perfect because he’s this impenetrable wall of toxic masculinity. No, he actually IS vulnerable, encourages Bitsy-I mean Charlotte-to be vulnerable around him, and in general helps his... Continue Reading →

Ep. 23: A Game of Groans

Alright Listeners! You can finally fill in the super secret Textual Tension BINGO block for “Rachel reads a bad book”! Total side note: Do you like our new graphic? Because I do! Let me know what you think! That’s a good friend. Friends, call your friends on their shit. That’s what makes you a good... Continue Reading →

Ep. 21: Must Love Wieners

What is up with those arms? I don’t think those are human proportions… Aiden Caldwell: Professional cinnamon roll Hey Laura. You’re a bitch Smooth Aiden. Super smooth. “Hey baby. Wunna come back to my place and meet my weiner?” I apologize in advance y’all. This is kind of a crazy romcom-esque plot. Strap in and... Continue Reading →

Ep. 20: Adam Everlasting

It’s weird how sexy Scottish highlanders became such a big thing isn’t it? I mean...why highlanders in particular? In some ways to me it just seems so random. Like theres nothing in history that makes them stand out particularly in terms of...I don’t know romance. Like theres no deep really romantic traditions for highlanders I... Continue Reading →

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