And the winner of Worst Romance Novel Title Ever goes tooooooooooooo….FANTASY LOVER

Here’s your required fan service. You’re welcome

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Hey let’s face it. There are far worse things than early 2000’s ripped surfer dude

So at first, my eyes rolled all the way into the sunset when they mentioned that Grace is a sex therapist. Surprisingly enough, however, I was super okay with it after a while

Hey y’all I’m listening and editing the Under the Covers episode for this one while I write these notes and OH GOD. It’s funny how you can’t keep a straight face when listening to smut, but you’re totally in it when you read it

I’ve wanted a lot of men to come out of books, but I gotta say this ain’t one of them

Do you guys remember in high school when you’d get in trouble for PDA? These guys would have gotten expelled for sure

I don’t know if I could handle this much MAN. At least….that’s how he’s described.

Margie has a point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Greek Gods take this much interest in someone.

This book did a lot to my perception of time. In that it is not linear. 

ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS IS THAT THIS STALKER DUDE IS SUPER GODDAMN CREEPY

I’m all about women power, but I do love me some protection scenes

This whole madness thing felt like it just straight up didn’t matter. Like what was the point if the gods just say “fuck that plot point” and stop it.

And speaking of that, that happens a LOT in this book. The author introduces a lot of plot points that just straight up DON’T MATTER. Man I hate it when I have important realizations after the fact….

THIS ENTIRE END GAME IS ONE GIANT FUCK YOU. LIKE YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SO MANY FUCK YOU GOD POWERS MOMENTS BEFORE I CHECK THE FUCK OUT

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