Ep. 11: Worse Animal Farm

Y’all. I. HAVE. BEEN. SO. EXCITED. FOR. THIS. BOOK.

Can we talk for a second about our boi’s head here? I think his neck might be broken….

I think that it’s the strong jaw that makes me think of our boi Dolph.

And if you haven’t checked out the 1980s smash hit, I highly recommend watching the live action He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. With beer. Lots of beer.

I guess I can kind of see the Outlander guy too, but Dolph is my pick.

That face when you can’t remember what a jackal looks like and are also really fuckin’ confused as to how there are so many different half-animal-people-breeds

Nothing says safety like a street full of bears. I also forgot to mention that all bears and honey badgers apparently have an obsession with honey. Like….eating straight out of the hive while getting riggity rekt by bees. I mean sure.

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE YYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Did you guys know the Village People are shifters? It’s canon now. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Hey guys I found the plot! I think…..Can someone check? At least now we have a wedding crashers plot to follow I suppose….

Guys the sex involves it “feeling like he has two mouths”. I just….it doesn’t do it for me. It’s cool if it’s your thing but it’s for sure not mine.

I feel like we haven’t had a Rachel’s science corner in a while. I think that the hallway thing would have qualified, but I don’t think I was capable of forming enough words to do it.

My notebook for this book is a straight up hot mess. Trust me on this one

Fun Additional Fact: There are  3,237 unique names in the Bible

Thank you so much for sticking it out with me y’all. It was QUITE the roller coaster.

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